Him: (turning to me) You are reeeeeal pretty.
Me:(looking into his blood red eyes) Thanks
Him:You're welcome, do you have a boyfriend?
Me:(giving my usual answer when I don't want to be bothered)Yes, I do
Him:Well, can I be your (dramatic pause). . .toy friend?
Me: Nah, I'm cool. I'm not really into that.
Him: Aiight, I'll holla.
(then he stick his tongue out and wiggles it at me, I roll my eyes in disgust and pull the cord to get off at my stop)
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